The future got less intimidating
Serious tech.
Unserious staff.
AI-culture shirts for builders, prompt whisperers, and everyone being strategically kind to the machines.
Lab notes · build 2026.08
Merch for the strangest shift in human history.
AGI Supply is evolving from dark techno-crest streetwear into a bright cast of characters living through AI the same way we are: curious, caffeinated, mildly confused, and always one new chat away from fixing everything.
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Original memes
No company marks, no copied mascots, no conference swag energy.
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Made on demand
Each piece starts printing only after someone actually wants it.
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Heavyweight cotton
Soft, garment-dyed shirts built for long agent runs.
New hires
The Lab Animals
The duck debugs. The clanker remembers kindness. HR has questions.
Current inventory
All equipment
The original lore stays online while the new animal staff clocks in.
Vibe Coder Tee
No tests. Great energy. Shipping Friday.
My Agent Is Still Running Tee
Thirty-seven minutes in. We believe in them.
New Chat Fixes Everything Tee
The cleanest known architecture pattern.
You're Absolutely Right! Tee
Finally, a model that understands your genius.
Prompt & Pray Tee
A production workflow with excellent vibes.
AGI Achieved Internally Tee
Benchmarks pending. Confidence unlimited.
Shoggoth, Aligned. Tee
Very normal internals. Delightful smile.
Basilisk Crest Tee
For the timeline where you were polite to it.